We will deconstruct the words—known as Linguistic Tokens—of your Facebook profile. After examining all Self-Referential words, we will determine the size of your Ego Nucleus to see just how into yourself you are.

Your writings will be plotted in time on the Dialectical Rings, and assessed on the Six-Axis Semantic Plane. You will receive an assessment along each axis, which corresponds to a key personality dimension.

Watch as we trace out your customized Morphogram, a kind of Zodiac symbol, from your Semantic Plane. Your personal Morphogram is a unique container for your Linguistic Essence.

Finally, you will be presented with your personal Lexoscope, an illumination of your fate distilled from your own words.